Come to my private lair in Philadelphia – I’d be happy to host.
Outcall
If you’d prefer meeting in the comfort of your home or hotel room, I’d love to join you there.
Just make sure you remember to invite me across the threshold – and hold the garlic, please.
May incur a travel fee depending on location.
Philadelphia
My coffin is buried in the City of Brotherly Love: Philadelphia, PA.
Whether you live locally or are just visiting, I can’t wait to be your alternative arm candy and tour guide of the city streets less traveled.
From leisurely afternoons wandering around museums and galleries, to nights out at dive bars and music venues, to long mornings rolling around in bed together – let’s explore all of the hidden gems Philly has to offer.
NYC
The Big Apple is one of my favorite places to be, and I love any good reason to lurk around the city.
Since I’m an easy train ride away in Philly, I am also regularly available for pre-booked dates in NYC. Outcall dates are preferred.
Travel expenses are calculated separately from my rate and paid in advance.
Fly-Me-To-You
Show me your go-to local haunts, or perhaps let’s visit that new spot you’ve been meaning to check out.
Maybe you’re craving a getaway yourself, and simply wish to enjoy your vacation with an irresistible creature by your side.
Travel expenses are calculated separately from my rate and paid in advance.
Touring
Catch me when you can!
I don’t tour often, so my dance card tends to fill very quickly once I announce travel plans.
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Pre-Booking
I live a very full life, therefore last-minute availability is extremely rare.
I also find pre-booking tends to create a better experience all around; time builds anticipation, and anticipation makes everything taste sweeter.